FUNNY BUT TRUE QUESTIONS

1. Why are there many players if love is not a game?
Maybe you should ask Tiger Woods

2. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the volume of the radio down?
Maybe to hear the cars behind you brake!

3. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

4. Why is it called a funny bone? when you hit it, it's not funny at all
Maybe your facial expressions and words that come out of mouth are! Lol

5. Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
I'm going to try it with my friends!!

6. Why do they call it a "free" gift, I thought all gifts are free?
Not if you are the giver, so the giver got if for free!

7. Why do they report power outages on T.V.?
So that people don't know about it!

8. Why do they call them HUMANITARIANS, what do they eat if VEGATARIANS eat vegetables?
Humans'just thinking aloud'

9. Why do children do things that they know will get them into trouble?
Forgiveness is easier to get than permission!

10. What is TODAY?
The tomorrow you worried about yesterday!

11. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 
ponder on this

12. What is Satan's last name? 
Hmmmmm

13. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you without your clothes on anyway. 
Professionalism.. Jeez!!!!

14. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

15. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Lion go rude die!!!!!.

16. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

17. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
English is the difference

18. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

19. Why do people say the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon?
#FACT!!!!

20. A lawyer once said to the judge "Im Lying" Was he telling the truth?

You think you have answers to them, let's hear them out in the comment box